CURRENTLY ON VIEW AS PART OF THE ARTISTS SOLO EXHIBITION ‘SAFEHOUSE DE S.W.I.F.T.I.E.’ AT MEADOW IN SOUTH LONDON — OPEN UNTIL 28TH JUNE 2026. EMAIL JARELLE@VISUAL-ARTS.UK TO BOOK A VISIT.

THE YEAR IS 2056, INCURSIONS INTO THE SURROUNDING ANTHROPOCENE ENVIRONMENT HAVE CORRUPTED ALL GROUNDWATER FLOWS IN THE GULF APART FROM THE INFINITELY SPOUTING ZAMZAM FOUNTAIN. HOWEVER RECENT REGIONAL CONFLICT VYING FOR RECENTLY DISCOVERED RARE EARTH MINERALS HAVE DISCOLOURED THE ROCK FORMATIONS BENEATH MECCA, AND NOW THE DIVINE DESALINATION PLANT SPEWS A TINTED LIQUID.

ALMOST LIKE WATER, BUT DISTINCTLY DIFFERENT IN ITS EFFECT, NO & LO: ZAMZAM 2056, HAS BECOME A LIMITED AND TRADED COMMODITY ACROSS THE MUSLIM WORLD — HIGHLY SOUGHT AFTER DUE TO ITS HEALING, AND ENERGISING EFFECTS. REPORTS FROM AS FAR AS SOMALILAND AND UTTAR PRADESH ALLEGE SYMPTOMS DESCRIBED AS “SPIRITUAL SUPERPOWERS”. 5-YEAR-OLDS IN CENTRAL ASIA SEEN FLYING, MALAYSIAN AUNTIES SHOOTING GREEN LASERBEAMS OUT OF THEIR HIJABS. THE MUSLIM WORLD HAS BOTH BEEN SEIZED AND SUBORDINATED BY THIS REVELATION. THE SAFEHOUSE IS PROUD TO BE THE OFFICIAL HARVETING PARTNER™ FOR THE ONLY KNOWN TRAFFICKED ZAMZAM 2056 RESERVES IN LONDON — GENE EDITING ITS CHEMICAL STRUCTURE AND CLONING IT FOR MASS DISTRIBUTION OUTSIDE BACK-ALLEY MUSALLAS AND SHOPPING-CENTRE PRAYER ROOMS. COME FORTH AND SIP THE FUEL FOR THE SOUL’S AUDI RS3

BRAILLE LABELS READ: “WE CAUSED THE FOUNT OF COPPER TO GUSH FORTH FOR HIM” (34:12)

INGREDIENTS: 50% ZAMZAM, 50% REDBULL (SUGAR FREE)

BOOK A VISIT TO THE SAFEHOUSE DE S.W.I.T.I.E. NOW & TASTE THE GROUNDFLOW

TASTING SESSIONS AVAILABLE WHILE STOCKS LAST 💧🍸

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