SATIRICAL, BUT FUNCTIONING CRYPTOCURRENCY RIFFING OFF ‘HALAL TECH-BRO’ AND MUSLIMCEL ONLINE CULTURES OF FAITH-BASED GET-RICH-QUICK SCHEMES THAT CO-OPT RELIGIOUS LANGUAGE AND FERVOUR TOWARDS TECHNOCAPITALIST AIMS. I MINTED A REAL COIN CALLED ISLAMCOIN™, A CUSTOM ERC-20 SMART CONTRACT DEPLOYED ON THE BLOCKCHAIN WITH A LIVE, WEB-BASED CLAIM INTERFACE. THE TOKEN IS NON-TRADEABLE AND HAS NO MARKET VALUE, EXISTING INSTEAD AS A CONCEPTUAL, PARTICIPATORY GESTURE WITHIN A NETWORKED, INTERACTIVE ENVIRONMENT THAT MIRRORS THE SPECULATIVE LOGIC OF BOTH FAITH AND FINANCE. VISITORS COULD CLAIM "786 ISLM" THROUGH THE WEBSITE AND RECEIVE A DIGITAL TOKEN AS A FORM OF SYMBOLIC ENTRY INTO MY EXHIBITION IBEARWITNESS10. THE PROJECT EXPLORES HOW SPIRITUAL, ECONOMIC AND TECHNOLOGICAL BELIEF SYSTEMS OVERLAP IN THE TECHNOFEUDAL ERA, FRAMING BLOCKCHAIN AS RITUAL INFRASTRUCTURE WITH PARALLELS TO DIVINE NETWORKS IN SUFI SYSTEMIC-THINKING, SUCH AS THE IDEA OF THE "ALAM AL MALAKUT" PROPOSED BY SUHRAWARDI (D.1119CE).